Last Time I Checked It Was My Blog...

Most of you realized that I was being facetious in my last post. I do not own a Sinulator, nor do I plan to own one. Some, however, did not realize that I was being facetious. Evidently, it is considered intelligent to disuss sexual positions and post HNT on your blog but it is a sign of low intelligence to sarcastically discuss emerging technology. Who knew?? In honor of the great overseers of my morality (or immorality depending on your view), I have decided to take the remainder of the week off to work on my submission to Penthouse Forum*.

(This is an example of sarcasm. I'm not really submitting anything to Penthouse...although, there was that one time....)