Things You Always Wanted to Know But Were Afraid to Ask

By royal order of the PQ, here are the first 25 things that you always wanted to know about me but were afraid to ask.....

1. I don’t eat generic cereal. I poured what looked like a gray hairball into my cereal bowl one morning. I still can’t walk down the cereal isle at the grocery without getting nauseous.
2. I can change the oil in my car (notice I said “can” and not “do”)
3. I have a birthmark that runs down the back of my left leg from my butt cheek to my toes. No one ever notices it [Thank God!]
4. I love popsicles - the kind that come in liquid form that you have to actually freeze yourself.
5. I have a low tolerance for incompetence.
6. #5 is why I could never work in a fast food restaurant.
7. I believe in ghosts and a higher power.
8. I believe that true evil exists in each of us – if we allow it.
9. I love fresh fruit and veggies.
10. One of my friends nicknamed me Stinky when we were younger. There is a story behind this that will never be revealed. Never. Stop asking…I said NEVER!
11. I like to turn all the lights out in the house and watch scary movies at night.
12. I sleep with the bathroom light on when I do # 11.
13. I will stand naked in my back yard while it’s raining…as soon as I get a 6 foot fence.
14. I believe in fate and chance.
15. I also believe that I create my own destiny. Go figure that one out.
16. I won’t eat American cheese unless it’s melted or drink milk unless it contains some sort of chocolate.
17. Ingesting either of these in the wrong form will make me gag.
18. I believe that my computer, car and riding lawn mower are out to destroy my financial well-being.
19. Tequila makes me silly, wine makes me cry and beer seems to get me drunk with no apparent affect on my mood.
20. I believe that the thirst for knowledge is the sign of true intelligence.
21. I believe that there is one thing that will make each of us happy and that life is about the journey to figure out what that thing is.
22. I fear I will grow old without ever figuring out #21.
23. Watching the movie Twister makes me cry. Don’t ask. I’ve tried to analyze it. There’s no reason.
24. I read constantly. Sometimes fiction, sometimes non-fiction. It just depends on my mood.
25. I love peanut butter.