Busted!

Ok, guys. You were pretty sure we had the ability to do it. You've wondered if it's ever happened to you. And you finally figured out how to use technology to prove it.

I don't know how I missed participating in this study. Wait, yeah I do. You had to provide your own partner. Dutch researchers used a scan to study brain activity during orgasm. It seems that large portions of a woman's brain shut down during orgasm, including those controlling movement. Meaning when we moan out your name and dig our fingernails into your back it's sub-conscious and involuntary. (To the men whose heads I've almost crushed between my legs while they were 'south of the border'...I told you it was involuntary!!). It also explains why women need a few seconds of down time afterward. Our brains have to switch back over voluntary control. Maybe that's why we like to cuddle afterward??

The participants were then asked to fake orgasm. The portion of the brain that controls movement lit up like a Christmas tree on the scan showing that the woman was thinking about what she was doing. Voila! Your proof finally in hand.

It still doesn't mean you'll be able to tell when it happens to you. But, as the portion of the brain that controls voluntary movement deactives during a real orgasm, if she jumps up and starts washing dishes immediately afterward....you probably have an Academy award winner on your hands.

For the record, no I haven't....ever. And I won't either. I figure if you can only hit a grounder to center field, I shouldn’t have to score it as a home run. Besides, after a while you’ll think you’re always hitting home runs when you’re really striking out at the plate.

As an aside, the study also determined that men must know they will be physically stimulated in order to orgasm. They needed a study to determine this???