LGIO #1
It's Friday so that means it's time to get it on. I've been hearing a lot of complaints from my male friends about women who don't like p*rnos...or more specifically women who won't admit to liking p*rn movies. I'll admit I've lied about it in the past. I can't completely sully my 'girl next door' image, can I?
Well...it wasn't exactly a lie. It was one of those late night conversations that you have early on in a relationship...when you're too excited discovering things about your new love interest to care about sleep. The topic of p*rnos came up. My response was that I'd watched them before and it didn't do anything for me. That was the truth as I knew it at that moment. When I was much younger I'd dated an older guy who would pop a movie in occassionally. It truly didn't do anything for me. I was in my early 20s...what did I know? I could practically org*sm on command back then! I didn't need p*rn to increase the excitement...I was already at warp speed.
Said love interest obviously was bent on challenging my previous statement and brought over a DVD one night. I intently watched as the guy in the movie got it on with every woman he met. About 10 minutes into the movie, I could stand it no longer. I was starting to perspire. My entire body was tingling. I needed some lovin' NOW! I stood up, stripped off my clothes and climbed on top of him. It was some of the hottest s*x I've ever had.
So, yes, I enjoy watching a good p*rno now and then. It's still not something I go around telling total strangers (but evidently, I'll admit to it in a public forum, lol). Ladies, do you enjoy it? Do you admit to it or lie about it when asked? And guys, what's the big deal? Does it really matter if we do or don't? Do you use the answer to the question as a barometer of the woman's openess to other things?
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Well...it wasn't exactly a lie. It was one of those late night conversations that you have early on in a relationship...when you're too excited discovering things about your new love interest to care about sleep. The topic of p*rnos came up. My response was that I'd watched them before and it didn't do anything for me. That was the truth as I knew it at that moment. When I was much younger I'd dated an older guy who would pop a movie in occassionally. It truly didn't do anything for me. I was in my early 20s...what did I know? I could practically org*sm on command back then! I didn't need p*rn to increase the excitement...I was already at warp speed.
Said love interest obviously was bent on challenging my previous statement and brought over a DVD one night. I intently watched as the guy in the movie got it on with every woman he met. About 10 minutes into the movie, I could stand it no longer. I was starting to perspire. My entire body was tingling. I needed some lovin' NOW! I stood up, stripped off my clothes and climbed on top of him. It was some of the hottest s*x I've ever had.
So, yes, I enjoy watching a good p*rno now and then. It's still not something I go around telling total strangers (but evidently, I'll admit to it in a public forum, lol). Ladies, do you enjoy it? Do you admit to it or lie about it when asked? And guys, what's the big deal? Does it really matter if we do or don't? Do you use the answer to the question as a barometer of the woman's openess to other things?
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posted by xwy at 10:23 PM
20 Comments:
Honestly, they don't do much for me....actually, to be PERFECTLY honest, soft p*rn does it for me more than the hard stuff. It's just the opposite for The PK...he likes the hard stuff...so, when we rent those DVD's, guess which ones we ALWAYS get???
Yeah...his. *sigh*
I get turned on reading those smutty novels more than watching naughty movies...and the thing I like most about that is, I can read a smutty novel ANYWHERE. During my lunch hour, sitting in the park, while we're on a trip in the car...wherever...which makes for some interesting "I-have-to-have-it-now-where-can-we-go-where-we-won't-get-caught???" scenarios!
PQ - Oooo, naughty girl! No wonder you and the PK "do lunch" so often. lol. I know what you mean, though. A good R rated movie with the right scenes will do the same thing for me.
I have to admit I do like porn but the boring pound-away-pull-out-cum variety doesn't necessarily impress me much. Sometimes I like ahem, kinkier things but nothing involving animals or underage persons.
I "really" like x rated novels! :)
I've never asked a girlfriend if she liked porn before. Several of the girls I know the best own more porn than I do, so asking isn't needed.
I've never asked this question before to a woman. But I've laughed with friends about p*rnos! You know, the old line about.."Not much of a plot, eh"!
Cakes - Go, Cakes! I let my freak flag fly too. It's always the quiet ones. lol. I gotta try this x-rated novel stuff.
Memphis Steve - That settles it...the guy's I know are idiots. jk. Funny thing is, I have no problem watching porn but I don't keep it around the house. Hmmmm...
Michael - Yep, same plot each time...sex, sex, and more sex.
Sweet Storms,
Men ask you this becuase in our oversexed brains we wish for every woman to want it as bad as the actresses in the movies. You have seen this very bad acting by the porn queens, right?
In our hearts we want every woman except our mother and sisters to be just as sex crazy. Drop to your knees and give oral sex if we are a termite control guy that just happens to show up at your dooor.
If you answer yes, "I like it", then we fulfill a fantasy possibility that you might be like this. If you say no, other things go thru our minds in the few seconds before sex takes over again. See?
7 - I can always count on you to be honest, hon. Lights just clicked on all over my brain. So men really do want a girl who acts like a nympho in the bedroom? Sheesh, you'd think I'd be married by now! jk.
Clay - Honey, how old are you? I'd hate to corrupt a minor.
dont get confused by my name im 22 but i wanted to add a younger opinion in into this retirement home j/k.(sex keeps people young at heart) I dont know anyone who doesnt like some kind of porn, whether it be soft or rough, some people just dont like to admit it because it's very personal. it's good to know that old people do love porn the way us youngsters do. my fantasy is to be with an older woman, who can teach me some lessons
Clay - Whew! You had me worried there for a second. Ahhh, the days of eating mac-n-cheese for dinner...I remember them well.
Young Guy - lol, retirement home? Remember that you said that in 15 years...
You're right. Some people probably find it too personal to admit to, especially to someone they don't know well. One thing about getting older is you stop caring about what others think about you. :)
Teach you some lessons, huh? Stick around and you'll see just how much you can learn from us geezers. lol.
Errr....I didn't say we marry them, I said we want you all to be that way. You see, we don't want our mom or sisters or wives to be this way. It does not occur to us that this criteria in one way or another eliminates all women from the pool, but then again we are not paid to think. We are here to watch baseball, porno, football, nascar and to drink beer and leave our underwear around, hoping all the while you will want us desperately. See?
Here's a better question... anyone ever seen a porn film from beginning to end (no pun intended) in one sitting (again, no pun intended)? Something always seems to come up (again, uh, nevermind).
You wonder "what's the big deal?"
What did you just say you did when watching a p*rn with your partner??
I could stand it no longer. I was starting to perspire. My entire body was tingling. I needed some lovin' NOW! I stood up, stripped off my clothes and climbed on top of him. It was some of the hottest s*x I've ever had.
Now THAT'S results! LOL
I've no problem watching porn. But it has to have a decent plot to it to get my interest...all those body parts slamming away at each other doesn't do it for me nearly as much as the build up and anticipation. Phew!
Rick brought up something I was going to...I have never seen a whole porno movie in it's entirety...lord only knows what happens at the end. I'm far too busy getting my own rocks off by that stage to be watching anyone else do it on the telly lol
It has it's time and place I reckon, but not something a girl wants to be asked on her first date lol
I have often wondered if I should write one of the much mentioned porn novels :)
I've seen a few with my ex in my former life...I went from being curious, to bored, to being almost grossed out. It just doesn't do it for me...
I think my ex was addicted to video & internet porn...(One of his many negatives...) That, I guess, gave me an even bigger aversion to it.
I don't like romance novels either - the ones like "His rippling muscles quivered, as he wrapped his sinewy biceps around her breathless form...blah blah". They're too corny for me...lol. Very well written erotica is cool - just not those paperback romances.
I am like Patti - I tend to enjoy the more unusual stuff lol. (No animals, kids, or illegal crap though)...Movies like The Secretary...
*Shrugs*
I would reckon many women actually don't like porn, because the vast majority of it is not meant for them. Almost all of it is marketed to males, straight or gay, and incorporates male fantasies, proclivities, desires, etc..
Twenty-five years ago, porn was much different, and many women (at least admittedly) got into it--the costumes, the romantic storylines (a lot of emphasis on married couples back then), the acting (some of them are fun to watch if you fast forward through the sex scenes), and so on.
But if you found something that works for you, then it works for you. Find more o it and dismiss everything else.
7 - lol. And yet we do want you desperately which leads one to wonder which gender IS the smartest?
Rick - Sorry. Unfortunately, after the real action starts I tend to forget about the movie. lol.
Gary - Yep. You're abso-freakin-lutely right.
Lisa - That would make for a rather awkward pick up line..."Excuse me, Miss, but do you like porn?..." lol.
SJ - I think you should write one and submit it to me. I'll put it to the orgasm test. 5 or more = guaranteed best seller!
RG - Good point. Admittedly, I can appreciate other forms of written erotica more than those "Harlequin" type books. Thanks for the movie suggestion! *Now, if I only had someone to watch it with*
X - You're right and given the economic power of the over 30 female, you'd think the porn industry would have taken notice and capitalized on the demographic by now.
"Find more of it and dismiss everything else" Words to live by ;)
Ang, I think Seven is alluding to the "lady on the street/whore in the bedroom" mentality or close to it.
I am going to throw out one of the most amusing older porn movies "The Devil In Miss Jones 2" anybody else ever see that one?
I've seen some porn, and most of it I don't enjoy. As several females have noted, plot intrigues me more and so does soft porn. I'm more verbal. If I want to enjoy something naughty and smutty, I'd rather read erotica (not romance--erotica) than watch stuff. My mind can make it all "perfect" that way.
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